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A "Collab" Poem[Alicia begins a poem]
I miss you baby
I need you here with me
I need to know you still love me
[... And Jeromie ruins it]
And I just had a big pee
A ha ha ha we he
[Then I come in]
And Jeromie's a dick,
He has a small stick,
And his face looks like shit
He's too smelly,
Not like Kelly(who is apparently Alicia's cousin's girlfriend)
And he just fell
When he was overloaded with gel-- FROM HIS BOYFRIEND
Germany Germany(we call him Germany because he'll respond to it for some reason)
What a pig
He wears a wig(not really)
His nose is too big(yeah, really)
He loves rainbows
And to doe-see-doe
[Alicia takes over again]
He's off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz!
Because because because
Of the wonderful things he does
God bless the wonderful wizard of Oz
I Belong To You I hate rain. Not really, I love it. Just not when the most beautiful, perfect, wonderful, perfect, comfortable, waterproof, perfect coat in existence has been savagely butchered by my so-called friend’s Dalmatian. Every slap of rain on my naked arms is a stinging reminder of the irreparable hole in my wardrobe.
Some people might try to fill the void with lesser coats but I can’t bring myself to betray Valentino, even after her death. Instead my slippery arms grapple with each other in wet shock as I stumble to the op shop, clinging to one last thread of hope. I know in my deadened heart that I’ll never have another coat like her. Yet here I am, blundering through the elements in my vain search for the acceptance and warmth I found wrapped in Valentino’s woollen sleeves.
Thud. My body slams into the door, making the ‘open’ sign quiver and the bells tinkle in offense. I fight for entry, the door’s assault doubled by the stale funk of
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